I have to pee.

I'm Charlotte. My favorite president is Woodrow Wilson, and I am always up for a really long game of Monopoly.


Ask me anything.  


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“ thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw . no one (via grilledcactus)

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“Did you say it? ‘I love you. I don’t ever want to live without you. You changed my life.’ Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in ‘cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow”

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

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my dad got into an argument with siri once

  • dad: call bob
  • siri: i can't get reception here
  • dad: why the fuck can't you get reception?!
  • siri: now, now, there is no need for bad language
  • dad: i wouldn't need to if you would just do your job
  • siri: there are 13 job openings in your area


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ruinedchildhood: And I have been since I was 12.

ruinedchildhood:

And I have been since I was 12.

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napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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